crystal

New Kittie song and E-Team

2004-05-25T00:46:43Z

Yo!
go to http://www.totalassault.com/?team=kittie to hear Kittie's new song Into The Darkness and Join the E-Team while you are at it :)

basschick03 @ 2004-03-24T01:20:00

2004-03-24T06:15:45Z

ah fuckit...I'm gonna keep using this journal.

the other journal just didn't work out ....

basschick03 @ 2004-03-17T04:31:00

2004-03-17T09:28:29Z

I won't be using this journal any more. I'm getting sick of having to watch what i say because of people having to go run thier mouth.

Bye.

hmmm

2004-01-31T08:13:19Z

I've never seen this picture before...

Pink,Britney,Beyonce Pepsi Commercial...

2004-01-27T20:04:52Z

Pink's part is the best....

http://213.248.114.91/pepsi/music2004hi.asx (High Quality)
http://213.248.114.91/pepsi/music2004lo.asx (Low Quality)

basschick03 @ 2004-01-22T22:49:00

2004-01-23T03:49:04Z

ohh yay...

Nelly Furtado's new single is going to be Try..i <3 that song...

i stole this out of someones journal...

2004-01-14T03:54:11Z

This is important so read it.

Suicide: The Permanent Solution To A Temporary Problem

Ask the 25-year-old who tried to electrocute himself. He lived. But both his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John. He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sense of humor. That was before he leapt from a building. Now, he's brain-damaged and will always need care. He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he KNOWS he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12-year-old with extensive liver damage from an overdose. Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun? Ask the 24-year-old who shot himself in the head. Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side. He lived through his "foolproof" suicide. You might too.

But... Who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling? Commercial cleaning companies may refuse that job--but SOMEONE has to do it.

Who will have to cut you down from where you hung yourself or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? Your father? Your mother? Your wife? Your son?

The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will NEVER completely recover. They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around your family. Look closely at the 4 year old playing with his cars on the rug. Kill yourself tonight, and he may do it ten years from now.

You DO have other choices. There are people who can help you through this crisis. Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call your minister or priest. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police. They will tell you that there's hope. Maybe you'll find it in the mail tomorrow. Or in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped? Still want to do it? -Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later. And we'll work with whatever you have left.

Remember: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Vote For Kittie...

2004-01-11T06:19:05Z

Go here http://www.londonmusicawards.com and vote for Kittie as the Best Metal/Hardcore Band 2004.

BIOHAZARD Guitarist, KITTIE Bassist Join Forces In RODEK

2004-01-06T07:28:33Z

BIOHAZARD Guitarist, KITTIE Bassist Join Forces In RODEK - Jan. 5, 2004

BIOHAZARD guitarist/vocalist Billy Graziadei and KITTIE bassist Jennifer Arroyo have joined forces in a brand-new band called RODEK.

The five-piece group, which is completed by Karl Bernholtz (vocals, THE GROOVNIX), AJ Marchetta (guitars) and Dan Lamagna (drums), finished recording several demo tracks at UndergroundSound studios in South Amboy, New Jersey (owned by Graziadei and BIOHAZARD drummer Danny Schuler).

Among the tracks recorded during the group's earliest sessions are "Marching Backwards", "Not My Year", "Diemonds", "Stop Receiving" and "Undone". RODEK's more recent material, which is currently being completed, features a "heavier" direction, which "we will continue to move in," Graziadei told BLABBERMOUTH.NET. More information will be made available soon.

basschick03 @ 2003-12-27T01:21:00

2003-12-27T06:24:06Z

so yeah, i was watching degrassi, because i'm a dork like that...and BAM Kittie posters...not one...but two and they showed them like 3 times each...i was like holy shit, its kittie haha

anyways...thats an end to that pointless post.

Everyone else is doing it........

2003-12-20T06:21:34Z

i want you to click anonymous & post a comment about anything that you want..and i mean ANYTHING! a story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love, something personal about yourself or something you've been wanting to say to me! just make it good ;)

remember: be sure to post anonymously & honestly. post as many times as you'd like.

HUG ME!

2003-12-15T19:28:33Z

*HUGS* TOTAL!
give basschick03 more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

Get Kittie on Ozzfest 2004....

2003-12-09T03:01:25Z

uhh..yeah....

2003-12-04T07:44:39Z

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Schizoid	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
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Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Narcissistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
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My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Kitty (a.k.a. Mr.Puffy)

Which Lenore Comicbook Character Are You?
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You represent... naivete.
So innocent and trusting... you can be very shy at
times, but it's only because you're not sure
how to act. You give off that "I need to
be protected vibe." Remember that not all
people are good. Being too trusting will get
you easily hurt.

What feeling do you represent?
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You are a dark writer. A fierce and loyal follower
of Poe and the other gothic authors, you LOVE
to instill a sense of revulsion and somewhat
fear in your readers. You love to poke their
brains with logic dealing with the darker side
of the human mind and character. Truly
surprising and a true individual, you'll do
ANYTHING to create a scene. :)

What's YOUR Writing Style?
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More Nelly Furtado Lyrics...

2003-12-03T07:04:24Z

ya know..i'm a huge pink fan..but Nelly Furtado's Folklore is better than Try This ...i mean i love some of the songs on Try This but some i just can't listen too...Folklore is amazing.... here's some more lyrics.

Explode by Nelly Furtado

Vera's face burnt as a memory of bedroom fun
With a ligther and some hairspray
Smoking in the girls' room
Not worse than Shelley's rape behind the McDonald's
By a man she thought was fine, didn't tell anybody
Or maybe back then we just thought that she was getting some

Now we look back and see that she didn't know how
We never thought that we'd get caught up
Stuck in the teenage waste

As we explode
As we explode
As we explode
As we explode

Then getting drunk in the bushes by the road outside the Kmart
Rolling around in them to see if you would get prickled
Slip the acid on your tongue rooftop shopping mall parkade
We couldn't get enough

Then count the stars and the ten million woes
Just you and the universe judging each other
We never knew that we'd get caught up
Stuck in the teenage waste

As we explode
As we explode
As we explode
As we let go

It's a fight, it's a fight and you finally belong
Got a shiner now and it's more than a battle scar
More than a battle scar, such a good, good story to tell
At lunch break, lunch break, lunch break, lunch break
Such a good, good story to tell

You bully, you break, you bully, you break
You fake, you fake, you fake, you fake
You smoke, you toke, you want, you flaunt, you hit it and you're in it and it's spinning

And it's wild
We never thought that we'd get caught up
Stuck in the teenage waste

As we explode
As we explode
As we explode
As we let go

We're counting the stars
We're counting the stars
We're gonna go far, we're gonna go far
We're counting the stars, we're counting the stars
We're not very far, we're not very far

And it's you and me in the open air
It's truth or dare, we don't care
We're counting the stars, we're counting the stars, we're counting the stars, we're counting the stars

Picture Perfect by Nelly Furtado
Picture perfect a life that you saw in a magazine
Or maybe a travelling book
Wanted to get on that plane and fly away
cause you are a rock star deep down inside
You walk with a swagger, got nothin' to hide
Cigarette in your mouth, a cuff on your jeans
Your sideburns are perfect, you're a perfect and lean
So you made an oil painting to inmortalize
All of the hope and vision in your eyes
In your leisure coat and cowboy hat
North American records and so much to bat for

Please bring me along
Please bring me along
Because I want to see everything you have to offer me

Get a job lifting cement
Oh it's so dry when it rains it gets wet
And the village was great, now it's a suburb
You left behind half of all that you had learnt
Relearn a couple things along the way
The thrift shop so clean all for half what you'd pay
So you try everything on, on for size
Drop top your Camaro and go for a ride

Please bring me along
Please bring me along
Because I want to see everything you have to offer me

And I don't mind to sit here and waste my time
Oh but this world is not mine to define
And I want to shine

Please bring me along
Please take me away
I don't want to stay

And I want to see everything you have to offer me
And I want to see everything you have to offer me
And I want to see everything you have to offer me

I want to see everything the world has to offer me
I want to see everything the world has to offer me
I want to show everything I have to offer it
I want to show everything I have to offer it now

Build You Up by Nelly Furtado

Baby don't believe it
Oh, it's in your eyes
I can see the weakness
You don't have to hide
I can take you under
Under my wing
cause your voice gives me a song
That i love to sing

Baby, they build you up
Only to tear you down
Don't give up
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it

Baby they build you up
Only to tear you down
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it
Oh, it's good for nothing

You were just a child
Ready to explore
And everything you saw
Looked like an open door

A place you can remember
You'd love to go back
But you can't even comprehend
That it's all in the past

Baby they build you up
Only to tear you down
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it
Oh, it's good for nothing

Baby they build you up
Only to tear you down
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it
Oh, it's good for nothing

Put your heart in my hands and i won't hurt you
Put your heart in my hands
I promise not to

I'll lift you up, you'll fly away, I'll lift you up, lift you up
I'll never build you up, only to tear you down
Baby just believe it, baby just believe it, it's good for something
I'll never build you up, only to tear you down, oh it's good for nothing
And i love you the way you are

basschick03 @ 2003-11-07T00:58:00

2003-11-07T05:58:15Z

bah, the cd hasn't even came out yet and i already love it.

If you don't like Pink, you might as well not even click on this.

Pink-Love Song
i've never written a love song that didn't end in tears
maybe you'll rewrite my love song if you can replace my fears
i need your patience and guidance, and all your loving and more
when thunder rolls through my life will you be able to weather the storm

there's so much i would give you, baby, if i'd only let myself
there's a swell of emotions that i feel i must protect
but what's the point of this armor if it keeps the love away, too
i'd rather bleed with cuts of love than live without any scars

baby, can i trust this or do all things end?
i need to hear that you'll die for me again and again and again
so tell me when you look in my eyes, can you share all the pain and the happy times?
cos i will love you for the rest of my life

this is my very first love song that didn't end in tears
i think you rewrote my love song for the rest of my years
i will love you for the rest of my life

Pink-Save My Life
she's back on drugs again even though she knows it aint right
she can't even call up her friends and say "help me save my life"
she's so ashamed of herself, that she's ?calling for circle?
nobody understands what its like to be this girl

so she, she disappeared
and she, she wasn't clear
and she, she didn't say where she was going

save my life
will you help me save my life
will you help me save my life
will you hear me save my life
will you help me

she had the man of her dreams and some success
and she was so happy and looking well
it was this one dark night, as she said
and then the next morning that she felt like a piece of shit

so she’s, she’s hanging out
and she’s, she’s with the crowd
and she’s, she’s traveling where the wind is blowing

save my life
will you help me save my life
will you help me save my life
will you hear me save my life
will you help me

and he's a real good guy and he, he wants to save her
cos he's, he's more than been there all before
and she's, she's so confused and his, his heart is breaking
and he, he dreams she's knocking on his door

save my life

save my life
will you help me save my life
will you help me save my life
will you hear me save my life
will you help me save my life

save my life
will you help me save my life
will you help me save my life
will you hear me save my life
will you help me save my life

Pink-Waiting For Love
she looks to the sun
help her to carry on
breaking down all the years
wondering how she got here

she drifts through the sky
counting the reasons why
how my life turned so fast
remembering all of the past

all the changes and all the mistakes
foolishly laughing at things that --

words that she says
she looks to the stars
breaking time to follow the heart
the world is falling apart

and the turning of every new page
a book on a shelf that is there to remain
breaking the walls as she's tearing them down
as she is starting to drown

she's waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting so long

she prays to the gods
telling how she needs someone
help me find where i am today
life is looking very grey

all the changes and all the mistakes
foolishly laughing at things that --

everything that she says

waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love

i'm waiting for a new day to rise
conversations to make sense to me and my mind
i need someone to lift me right off of my feet
and i want it and i need it and i ???

and all the changes are made
and i remember the words
that you'll never say

waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting for love

she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting for love
she's waiting for love
she's waiting for love

waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love
she's waiting, waiting for love

she looks to the sun

Pink-Try Too Hard
you follow every line, you wear your perfect matching style
you're like a satellite and you're drifting through the sky
you can't make up your mind about this or that or anything at all
you go with the flow and hope to god that no one knows it

everything you are
everything you say
everything you do is not for you
everything you feel
everything you know
find it on your favorite tv show

and its people like you that make me sick
i'm surrounded by you everywhere i look

you're telling everyone how different that you really are
but its been said before, so maybe you're not special after all
you put the same amount of effort into letting go
just act yourself and you might like it, you never know

everything you want
everything you do
try to so hard to be everyone but you
everywhere you turn
you just gotta learn
its easier if you don't try so hard

and its people like you that make me sick
i'm surrounded by you everywhere i look
is there somewhere i can go to get away
where there's truth and people mean just what they say

you try too hard
you just try too hard
you try too hard

cos its people like us that make me sick
i'm surrounded by it everywhere i look
is there somewhere we can go to get away
where there's truth and people mean just what they say

you try too hard
you just try too hard

Pink-God Is A DJ
i've been the girl with her skirt pulled high
been the outcast, never running with mascara eyes
i see the world as a candy store
with a cigarette smile, saying things you can't ignore

like mommy, i love you
daddy, i hate you
brother, i need you
lover, hey, fuck you

i can see everything here with my third eye
like the blue in the sky

if god is a dj & life is a dance floor
love is a rhythm, you are the music
if god is a dj & life is a dance floor
you get what you're given, its all how you use it

i've been the girl, middle finger in the air
unaffected by rumors - the truth? i don't care
so open your mouth, stick out your tongue
might as well let go, you can't take back what you've done

so find a new lifestyle, a reason to smile
look for the fun out under the strobe lights
??? extremes, you whisper to me
theres no reason to cry

if god is a dj & life is a dance floor
love is a rhythm, you are the music
if god is a dj & life is a dance floor
you get what you're given, its all how you use it

take what you get and you get what you give
i said, dont run from yourself, man, that's no way to live
i've got a record in my bag you should give it a spin
put your hands in the air so that life can begin

if god is a dj
if god is a dj then life is a dance floor
get your ass on the dance floor now
god is a dj

basschick03 @ 2003-11-05T00:52:00

2003-11-05T05:55:17Z

today sucked. School..was school. work sucked hardcore, i didnt get a break until almost 9 and had to finish lobby by 10..yeah, real fucking fun.
I have to take my little rabbit to the vets...his eye is bleeding and i'm afraid its going to set up an infection and that would be horrible because it would most likely go to the brain...
well...thats the end of my short update,nite.

oh yeah...

I almost forgot until today..Next tuesday..Nov.11th, Pinks new cd, Try This, comes out. go get it, you know you want to haha or at least go listen to it on MTV.com because its on "The Leak" .

fuck yeah buddy!

2003-10-19T23:48:50Z

Lacuna Coil w/ Dog Fashion Disco
Nov. 28th
Harpos
Tickets-$12.50
Doors-6:00pm

OHHHHHHHHHYEAHMUTHAFUCKA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

2003-10-18T16:53:08Z

lmao am i the only one that thinks "Ho" looks like Trina?

basschick03 @ 2003-10-18T02:16:00

2003-10-18T06:16:40Z

omfg i just watched the Heaven's A Lie video...i didnt even know they had a video....

Lacuna Coil <3

please read and sign the petition.....

2003-10-17T19:05:04Z

On October 3, 2003 Anti-Gay Preacher Fred Phelps' announced intentions to erect a "monument" to Matthew Shepard, a college student brutally murdered five years ago. The following is an article published October 3, 2003 by 365Gay.com's News Center.

(Casper, Wyoming) Anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps has announced intentions to erect a monument to Matthew Shepard the gay college student brutally murdered five years ago near Laramie.

But, the monument will be no memorial. Phelps says the monument would be 5 to 6 feet tall and made of marble or granite. It would bear a bronze plaque bearing the image of Shepard and have an inscription reading "MATTHEW SHEPARD, Entered Hell October 12, 1998, in Defiance of God's Warning: 'Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination.' Leviticus 18:22."

The monument would be erected in downtown Casper, Shepard's home town. Phelps has sent details of the monument to the city of Casper city council and there may be nothing the city can do to prevent it. Phelps said he intends to put up the monument in City Park, already the location of a controversial statue of the Ten Commandments.

The Ten Commandments statue was donated to the city by the Fraternal Order of the Eagles in 1965. After a court battle over a similar monument in the city of Ogden, the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that any city that displays a Ten Commandments monument on public property must also allow monuments espousing the views of other religions or political groups on that same property.

Phelps told Casper council in his letter that if it attempts to prevent him from erecting the homophobic monument he's prepared to go to court.

"That is exactly what I said would happen," said Councilwoman Barb Watters. She said she warned the city when it accepted the Ten Commandments statue that the city risked other monuments advocating anti-Semitism and hatred of other minorities.

"I think the hate language will find a very cold reception in this community," councilor Paul Bertoglio said. "I think this community's backbone is going to come up and say 'We are not going to accept it.'"

The city council is looking at several options, one is fighting Phelps in court, another is moving the Ten Commandments out of the park, and yet another proposal would be to sell the land the park is on. Phelps says he doesn't care what the city decides. If he is unable to put the statue in City Park he said he will find another location in the city.

During Shepard's funeral members of Phelps' Westoboro Baptist Church demonstrated in front of the chapel.

http://www.petitiononline.com/mrphelps/

I'm not gay but i do know a lot of people that are...I'm a whatever floats your boat kinda person..no one should be killed for thier sexuality and what this guy is trying to do is just wrong.

basschick03 @ 2003-10-16T22:57:00

2003-10-17T02:57:48Z

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Today was pretty good. School was ok, i was in photography class for an hour cuz i ran out of paper so i couldnt do anything else...and well everyone knows how i feel about my math class.
after school me and tamra went to annes. We sat around for a while and then her friends Stacy came over. They made braclets and anne worked on her halloween outfit and then we went to Bishop Park and Wendy's. We got back to annes and she took more pics cuz she's in love with my camera..i also took pics for my photography class, i hope they turn out..uhh thats about all..bye
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I'm so goth...........

2003-10-14T00:42:14Z

These were posted on the Mercedes Message board and i thought they were funny.

I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

I'm so goth, I don't say "black," I say "blahhwwwkkk."

I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.

I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"

I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.

I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.

I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."

I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"

I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"

I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.

I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.

I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

goth #1: I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.

goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
goth #3: I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.

I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get dressed.

I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.

I'm so goth I'm dead.

I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.

I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."

I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."

I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.

I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.

goth #1: I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks better on me.
goth #3: I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar.

I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.

I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized by my appearance.

I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized by my appearance.

I'm so goth I've been banned.

I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom like shockalocka!!! . . . flibbaflobba!!!"

I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth.

I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.

I'm so goth I punched a care bear.

I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.

I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.

I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to insult me.

I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!

I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.

I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.

I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.

I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."

I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again . . . tragically.

I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."

goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.

I'm so goth I'm catholic.

I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.

I'm so goth tan lines are a sin.

I'm so goth the dark is scared of ME.

I'm so goth I want to die die die my hair black.

I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed.

I'm so goth, Robert Smith asked ME for my autograph.

I'm so goth I got a 12-pack of absinthe.

I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth.

I'm so goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.

I'm so goth I call a smile a "concave frown."

I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.

I'm so goth my skin would catch on fire if it were ever exposed to sunlight.

I'm so goth I make Happy Meals cry.

I'm so goth I spend hours deciding what shade of black to wear.

I'm so goth I shower with bleach instead of soap.

I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella.

I'm so goth I always complain because my blacks don't match.

I'm so goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their ceiling.

I'm so goth that if I go out in the sunlight with bare skin showing, people have to put on shades because of the reflection off my pale skin.

I'm so goth that lightning strikes whenever I count things. MUH-HA-HA-HA!

I'm so goth that in kindergarten I sang "woe, woe, woe your boat..."

I'm so goth I have crushed velvet lawn chairs.

goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."

I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.

I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."

I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.

I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!

oops forgot to mention....

2003-10-07T05:10:12Z

haha I'm fallon...go me!

2003-10-01T05:27:29Z

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